Something about an easter egg and pokemon on the gameboy. Also I shot my kitchen door with rifle and the bullet stuck in it like an arrow and i wondered to myself what caliber the bullet was.

That is all.

1.
I was walking up the high street where I live. I saw a really young middle eastern child kick a dog and felt really angry towards him. I was about to throw a punch at him when he turns round and looks at me. I realise he's just a child and suddenly stop.
The kid runs off and comes back with a friend, this really big guy, who starts threatening me. I just lie and say I was only joking, I wasn't really going to hit him because he's just a kid. The guy doesn't believe me and keeps threatening me and shoving me back. I turn round and see a big lorry driving towards me up the pavement.


2.
I'm sitting on the roof of a big tall building, a block of flats or something. Me and a friend M_ are sitting on two chairs beside each other facing a video camera. Someone says "I'm going to take an eight inch now." which I somehow know means it will be a still photo, not a video. I can't see the person who spoke, just a sort of disembodied voice. The voice seemed to come from the camera itself, but there was nothing unusual about this, it seemed totally normal. We put our arms round each other and smile at the camera. I hear it click.

I've not updated for a while, so, have two!

This dream was pretty unusual by my standards. usually I'm myself, this time I was someone else, a character. It was a sort of sci fi setting, in the future anyway. I wasn't alone, there was a group of us. we were in some sort of space station, being attacked by black, insect-like flying creatures. (sort of like the ones out of the film "pitch black") we were armed with sci fi style beam weapons and seemed to be highly proficient with them. At some point during the fighting i got a sort of flashback about two of the other characters.

The first was a slightly older woman. Me and the leader of the party were in her house, believing her to be elsewhere. I forget why we were there, seeking refuge from something i think, possibly connected to the creatures attacking us later on. anyway, she finds us there, and decides to join us. (whatever "we" were)

The second, a young to middle aged man. Me and the leader are meeting another person. I think we were there to sell him something illegal, a weapon maybe, very expensive whatever it was. when he arrives we try to convince him not to buy it from us as it is dangerous, (the boss seemed to be selling it to him as he owed him a personal favour or some such thing) we give up trying to change his mind and hand over the object, at the last minute, when he seems about to depart he changes his mind and asks the other guy, the boss, for a job.

Back in the space station we have fought through to a safe chamber. the boss is talking to someone over a communications panel in the wall. the rest of us are catching our breath and reloading our weapons. I hear the boss talking, he is trying to buy tickets for a flight down to the planet below. apparently the rest of the space station is carrying on as normal, oblivious to the insect creatures aboard. they must have been specifically attacking us. eventually it becomes clear that there is only one flight down to the planet for a long time, and there are limited seats. It is very important that the woman from the first flashback go, there is something that only she can do which is vital to our cause (whatever our cause is!). so the boss allows her to choose who goes with her. I am among the people she chooses, we go through a door (airlock?), just as it closes behind us we see the wall in the previous room bust open and the creatures pour through.






From a couple of days ago...

I was at work (in a supermarket) with one of my friends, T. Were talking away like normal and decide to go out after work. just before the end of the shift I notice that, quite bizarrely we sell ecstasy..in a bag....next to the lentils. I decide that a few free pills sounds like a good idea, so I burst the bag and pocket a few, being careful as I can see my supervisor out of the corner of my eye. Upon leaving work I am with a different friend, C.
He asks me "Were you at my wedding?"
I, surprised, reply "no".
"did you see the video?"
"She says she danced with you!" says C, apparently referring to his wife
"well, she didn't" I conclude.
I then decide to offer him one of my stolen pills, he turns them down as they make him feel sick.

I' m sitting in my old music classroom next to one of my teachers. she's marking a pile of listening papers. Mine has been marked and is on the desk in front of me (7/8 in case you want to know :D)
the person next to me (Someone who was in my music class, I forget who) sees my name on in and says "oh, I thought that was mine". The teacher says "before we taught Adam how to listen he just couldn't do it"

Somehow I get into an argument with my teacher about what a certain distance in miles is in kilometers. I offer to solve the disagreement by using Google on one of the classroom computers.

I go sit down at one of the computers, this really big, dark skinned guy comes and sits at the computer beside me, (never met the guy in real life) so i say hi and we start talking. he introduces himself and we shake hands. we keep talking but he doesn't let go of my hand, he just keeps shaking it. after a while someone comes and sits next to us and says "he can give one mean high five"

Another weird one eh? I've just recently left school by the way.

I was looking at a phone book. I was reading the very first name, with the intention of going through the entire phone book, making a prank call to every single person in it.

Very short and not very clear or well remembered. The only detail I remember was the persons second name was "Busty". A truly unfortunate name.

This is a journal of the places I go, the people I meet and the discoveries I make when I am not awake.